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The Things I Swept Today... Monday

If there's one place on Main Street in Middletown that you would expect to be impeccably clean, it would be the sidewalk in front of The Chamber of Commerce.... but you'd be way wrong! Also, if there would be a place you'd expect to get paid for cleaning in front of it would be the Chamber of Commerce... you'd be wrong again.

The Things I Swept Today... Sunday

On Main street between the bar and the bike shop is a vacant space that's been vacant for awhile, years and there's a little doorway that catches debris.

I'm sweeping it out and thinking that no one watching me would come up with half a reason why anyone in their right mind would be doing this. However, on a "Bum Paradigm" I might be cleaning it for myself to sleep here tonight...